Wonderful, wonderful shoes
I give you flip flops. In other countries they are called other things, but here they are called flip flops and I adore them. Of my nearly 50 pairs of shoes, at least one third are flip flops. They’re so comfortable! You can wear them to the beach or to go shopping or really anywhere you like! I have gold ones and pink ones with beads and yellow ones and blue ones and teal ones and green ones and black ones and brown ones. I wear them all the time. Have to run down the street to borrow a cup of sugar? (I hear that happens, although I’ve never done it cause I’m a horrible cook and no ones ever borrowed sugar from me. I have had someone come to get two eggs and I have had to ask for a single ice cube. Also, why do they call it ‘borrowing’ sugar. It’s not like you’re going to return it. “Hello. Thanks for the cup of sugar. You may have it back now. Really appreciate your letting me use it.” Would you even want it back? But now I’m getting rather far away from the subject. So far away that I’ve forgotten it. *looks at the title and ends the parenthetical tangent*) Now where was I … ah yes. If running down the street to borrow sugar, you can just slip on a pair of flip flops on your way out the door. The point is…well. I’m not sure anymore. There was one though. I think. If you figure it out, please let me know.
Happy shopping!
Shoe Girl
